March 2012
180 posts
February 2012
98 posts
iroh:
patrick what am i?
uhh…stupid?
noo i’m Texas!
what’s the difference
luanlegacy:
kelvinjcco:
OMG! I can’t! LOLOLOLOL
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNN!!!! SHE DROPPED THAT HOE!
this was also megan’s last birthday party
hominem-unius-libri-timeo:
xxraptaxx:
buffalope:
Who remembers
Motherfucking Scholastic
Book
Orders
And then the magical travelling romani circus of scholastic would randomly show up and you’d never care to buy any books but they had AWESOME gadgets and toys for sale
at the motherfucking BOOK FAIR
OMG THIS WAS LYF
MOM WOULD GIVE ME FIFTY BUCKS
AND I’D GO BATSHIT IN THERE.
...
what a totally useful talent
After proving someone wrong.
fuckyeahlaughters:
I’m going to go to Titanic 3D and bring little spray bottles of water and spray people during the sinking of the ship to help with the 3D experience
vocaroo:
me and my mum just went to the shop to get some photos developed and they asked for a name to print the photos under
my mum’s name is beverley so i put the name as this
the loudspeaker came on and said “could bevvy-sexii beaver-baybehh come and collect her photos please” and she had to go and get them in front of everybody and people were laughing kgsgjsdoghks
ivanoooze:
purdaldoo:
the-lron-butt:
babyminaj:
My favorite Oscar of the night
bitch please
make room for the Grammys
i just farted all over the place
OMGDSJFKASKJ
When your teacher says "I'm gonna start calling on...
epic-humor:
When your teacher says "I'm gonna start calling on...
epic-humor:
saddeer:
””“a girl’s moan is the sexiest thing ever.”“”
pre10tious:
never forget